He Bought a Bunch of Cash Once more

Yesterday, with a single slam of a gavel, Elon Musk got almost 14 percent closer to being a trillionaire.

He needs you to suppose which you could’t damage him by calling him grasping when issues like this go his method. In his public life, he has cocooned himself inside a heat little excuse for his outlandish, countless pursuit of a bigger fortune. He most not too long ago laid it all out in a tweet on November 3, however he’s been fairly constant about this for years.

The excuse goes like this: human consciousness is sweet, however would die out completely if all life on Earth had been snuffed out. Earth is a finite useful resource and can finally develop into uninhabitable or be destroyed. There isn’t a technique to keep away from this, so it’s crucial that humanity discover a technique to persist with out Earth—first by colonizing Mars, after which by utilizing that step as a technique to broaden into different photo voltaic programs. He wants as a lot cash as attainable to get to Mars, subsequently, in case you squint, getting as wealthy as attainable is definitely heroic and Elon Musk is our savior. 

This isn’t all mistaken. There are disasters threatening Earth, and even when we survive these, our planet will solely exist for a restricted period of time, after which it will likely be swallowed by the enlargement of our solar when it depletes the gasoline at its core and turns into a crimson dwarf. There are two widespread methods of shrugging this data off: a) The Armageddon or the same spiritual or non secular occasion could have ended our troubles by then, or b) Actually, human extinction is good. Should you don’t subscribe to considered one of these concepts, then Elon Musk may seem to be he has level. 

Elon Musk doesn’t have level, nonetheless. And he stays, by any cheap commonplace, completely nothing apart from a grasping wealthy man. 

The concept that the Earth is on target for imminent doom is misplaced. As has been defined endlessly elsewhere, local weather change isn’t going to make our species extinct. It’s simply going to make life right here more durable and worse. The onerous fact is that there’s no escape. We have now to endure the horrible disasters and check out, for generations, to restore the injury we’ve carried out.  

However while you zoom out previous short-term blips that Elon Musk performatively pretends to care about, like declining fertility, you’ll really begin to really feel fairly hopeful. For many of our species’ existence on Earth, we competed with predators that had been attempting to eat us and steal our meals, and we pulled by. Yeah, we’re at the moment all hooked on scrolling on our telephones, however that doesn’t change the truth that we’re constructed for survival, and we’ll do it on a chilly Earth or a sizzling earth, with or with out Teslas and satellite tv for pc web, till, say, the atmosphere becomes unbreathable in roughly a billion years, and, hell, perhaps even longer than that. 

All of which is to say that in the long run, the challenge of sending combustion-powered gasoline tubes to the closest planet in our photo voltaic system is a fairly goofy plan for saving our species. There’s no hurry to get off Earth, and anyway, we don’t at the moment know what to do about the truth that Mars colonists would be irradiated, and unable to grow food in the local soil. You and I’ve the identical Google as Elon Musk, so it’s not like he doesn’t learn about these issues.

However he nearly definitely is aware of his fantasies are more and more out of reach within his lifetime. He’ll be pushing 60 earlier than the purpose at which he himself says he’ll finally launch a crewed mission in his a few of his more moderen predictions. He’ll be someplace within the vary of 73 to 83 by the point he now claims there will be a self-sustaining city on Mars. And in current months the fantasy has gotten weirder nonetheless. He now needs to etch his own AI-written encyclopedia in stone and distribute it on Mars and elsewhere in house.

I can solely guess that Musk is flailing. The truth that he’ll by no means see the creation of a Mars colony is coming into view for him. Possibly if he actually hurries, he can strand a number of corpses on the useless, crimson rock that’s Mars—something he has acknowledged is part of his plan—earlier than he himself slumps over useless atop his big money pile.

Humanity will keep on with out him. His time will come to an finish, and the species he goals of saving gained’t have wanted him. The present interval of cartoonish inequality between the wealthy and poor will finish. Our species will endure the slings and arrows of life on our imperfect planet, and if we’re fortunate, maybe a day will come sooner or later after we can pilot some unknown type of craft comfortably to a different star and arrange a colony there. Possibly individuals in that colony will learn a guide that mentions Elon Musk after Croesus and Mansa Musa on a listing of wealthy guys, again when there have been wealthy guys. 

Anyway, Musk has been combating a years-long legal battle to save lots of the $56 billion Tesla pay bundle that pushed him to the standing of super-billionaire within the first place. Final yr, a court docket agreed with sure shareholders who felt that Musk’s management of Tesla referred to as the equity of the pay bundle into query, and that bundle was tossed out. Nicely, he simply gained his enchantment, and for the reason that bundle has gone up in worth over time, he simply bought $139 billion richer. Good for him.